There have been persistent clamorings for me to share my “secret” version of this pic. I am not a heartless god, I sometimes listen to those pleadings.
I have the best boyfriend in the world. He’s comfy and quiet. Soft and pliable. We never argue. He’s always there when I get home and always happy to see me - a slack jawed smile on his cherubic face. He’ll never leave me, I’ve made certain of that.
/rambles about the picture
/rambles about the story
/wanders off to watch The VVitch

