Lord Hida and No.
Last session, while No did not actually raise a finger in combat (he abhors physical violence) there were several horrific accidents involving people exploding inside-out, others tripping and impaling themselves on Hida’s weapon, or in the case of a demonic spider queen, falling from the roof and breaking her own neck anticlimactically.
Also, fuck samurai armor. No one else gets character portraits because I am not drawing that stuff again.

![My character for 13th Age. We’re playing in a fantasy version of Sengoku period Japan.
Massive rambling and incomplete character background follows.
And yea, I’m aware that all my characters look like villains…
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