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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

I could have sworn I once read a story of yours featuring a pup being taken for his scheduling milking. It was a really good story, and I was wondering if you would ever post it again, because a) I want to read it again, and b) I can't find it anywhere anymore. I would be most grateful if you did.

That sounds vaguely familiar, but I don’t recall when I wrote it or where I posted it. A lot of my quickie-one-off stories are only posted in one place - I don’t keep my own copies. Probably a bad thing, but meh :p