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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Took muscle relaxant for the first time. Relaxed so much my eyes started wandering in opposite directions and none of my limbs would move in the slightest. 

It would have actually been pretty hot if my brain was processing anything other than “I wish I’d put pants on for when they eventually find my body.”

I’ll take a half pill next time >_>