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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

That half bottle of Riesling looks lonely. I’ll just keep it company for an hour or so while I watch the last episode of Angie Tribeca. Hmm. It appears to have altered my generally hate-filled demeanor. I’m sure I’ll be able to work on the final touches of the romantic amputee pic… *falls asleep*

If romantic cancer sells (fault among our stars) then romantic amputee is gunna make me so damn rich….