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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
misterchristianx
misterchristianx

I’m going to start doing really bad, lazy domination in my real life kink. 

Stuff you’d expect to hear in a monotone by a man in a wife-beater sitting on the sofa watching non-stop reruns of Matlock and Jeopardy midafternoon. 

“Kneel, you insufferable cur. Yup. You like that don’t you. Nobody fucks with Matlock.”

misterchristianx

“Now get me some chicken wings, you floozy.”