When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…
Strange morning.
I have questions. “Strange teenager” as in he’s a stranger to you, or he’s purple, or something?
And just how often do you send teenagers to wander around outside in their underpants? It’s implied that such sights are common, but always your fault.
It occurs to me that if you’ve often got guys wandering about, under-dressed, you might have made your neighbors jealous. So they’re naturally attempting to keep up with you. And this is how fads and trends start.
1) He’s a stranger to me. I know a majority of the underwear-wearing boys wandering out and about in snowdrifts in these parts.
2) I only send them outside occasionally for the daily newspaper. And the mail. And when they talk back. And when I want to make a snowman. And at night.
3) I had not considered that kept-boys would become a benchmark of social class so quickly. Damn my status as a trendsetter!