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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I cannot bend down 
or move from side to side in here
and must remain standing
with my face pressed to the thick glass

Still, I am lucky
when Suzy found me
I’d been stranded on a traffic island for four hours
and when she suggested she take me home
and have me walled up as an art installation
I agreed straight away

So here I am
in an alcove in her living room
being exhibited behind glass
next to a plaque bearing the name Barrence Oslo

Barrence Oslo is the artist that did me

There is a copper tube to help me breath
and I am naked except for a string vest
some of my lower parts have been painted yellow

blue jam