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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Normally I keep my stubble at a 5 o’clock shadow with a trimmer each morning. Once every month or so I actually shave my face. Today I left only a pencil ‘stache and went into the office.

I could have been killing babies for all the looks of horror and disgust I got from other faculty and students. I broke out laughing a lot.