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Baba Nona, Deep Gnome Wizard. Charlatan. Brothel Matron.

Baba Nona’s bordello burnt down in an epic conflict between a party of adventurers and a troupe of drow soldiers. In the aftermath the matron declared the adventurers (the last men standing) owed her for the damages and she would tag along to see the debt repaid. And so the middle-aged deep gnome went from brothel matron to adventurer.

She speaks broken common with a thick undercommon accent. She’s jovial, awkwardly seductive, and in what we would consider late middle age. She’s 3′ 2″ tall, well endowed and dresses in clothing far too revealing for decent company. She applies an excess of makeup, especially around her eyes, and absurdly brilliant lipstick. Her skin is dusky gray and her black hair is pulled back by a babushka, running down to her feet. She wears a corset that takes as long to don as most suits of armor.

Baba Nona still plays to her role as “entertainer” with a travelling conjured bordello populated by illusory whores which she sets up in any city she stops in. Its not a con-job, its a peep show, she insists.

Baba Nona is accompanied by her walking stick, Chatterbox, and her long-time quasit (like an imp) associate, Juick the Disgustingly Carnal. Juick likes to watch. Enough said. Chatterbox mutters incessantly and only proves its value when Baba Nona is ambushed - screaming and gnashing its teeth in alarm.

Her house / brothel can be summoned anywhere, indoor or out. A sign in crude common reads: “Good times had.” The inside is gaudily furnished with pillows, silken blankets, lewd paintings, and loose leaf scrolls.

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Total redesign of my character ideas for Boba Nona from last week. Much happier with her in this incarnation and obviously based on Jo Brand. :p Deep gnome ex-brothel matron turned wizard adventurer who specializes in illusory hookers, seduction magic, and terrible Czech accents.

We finally wrapped up Hoard of the Dragon Queen in DnD with her help. Nobody really wants to move on to the next book after the chore the first one turned into… 

I’ve really struggled over the last week to draw at all. Lack of inspiration, motivation, etc. My usual artistic funk.

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