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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jathis

Anonymous asked:

How do you feel about people writing you gifts? Like if someone wrote something based on one of your pictures for you?

misterchristianx answered:

I enjoy reading the inspiration brought about by my art. I’m not opposed. :)

jathis

Okay good because this idea has been in my head since The Boy’s picture was finished.

I actually looked up “yuppie snacks”

Apologies if it’s horribly inaccurate

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Sometimes, very rarely, Boy and Girl were rewarded with treats for good behavior. The treats were almost always small, to avoid “spoiling them too much and making them fat and lazy” but it was something that both often looked forward to and tried to strive for as the demands placed on them grew and grew over time. A granola bar, five dried persimmon chips, or sometimes even a pip of chocolate were placed in front of them, indulgent and self-congratulating smiles on the lips of the giver that lasted for weeks.

“Aren’t we so good to you, letting you eat something like that?”

“Remember last year when we let you have that whole nectarine by yourself?”

“Don’t you want to earn two pips of chocolate next time?”

This time however, only Boy earned a treat. Girl had been accused of growing fat and lazy again. The final straw had been a single thumbprint on the coffee table. Even Duchess had gotten scared by the screaming and punishment this transgression had caused, whining and hiding behind the Boy.

The Boy bowed his caged head in gratitude when he was given his treat at the start of the day; an entire naan bread that had been leftover from a meal that had been eaten several days before. It was a little hard and stale but still far better than anything they usually were given to eat. He caught the sight of Girl in the corner of his eye, biting his lip in hesitation before taking a slow bite to please the giver.

He hid the bread under the television stand as soon as everyone’s attention went elsewhere. The act made his heart race, fearful of what would happen should it be found out. No one had ever refused a treat before and the idea of the repercussions made him shudder.

Duchess waddled over to the stand a few times, giving the ground a sniff before looking over at the Boy. His eyes were wide through the bars of his cage, lean body tensed up with worry. The usually spoiled dog seemed to understand however that this was important and she instead trotted away as if there was nothing there, staying away from the area for the rest of the day as she was pampered and preened.

The Boy let out a small sigh when it was announced that as an extra special reward, he would be allowed to stay unlocked while they were out at a dinner party.

“But don’t think this means you can be lazy! We expect to come back to a very clean apartment, understand?”

Boy quickly nodded his head, watching as the Girl was locked away, the restraints tightened as further punishment. He waited until he was sure the two and their dog were gone before retrieving the bread, wiping it off before approaching the Girl, ripping it in half and pushing it through the slits to her with a small twitch of his lips.

The Boy and the Girl enjoyed their treat together, as best as they could.

misterchristianx

I dub this story Yuppie Snacks and decree it to be accurate and awesome :D

I’m flattered!

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