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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Rather than saying I never do commissions, I’ll say I only do commissions for hard to find objects. :p

Any of the following would net an open commission slot.

  • new copy of Kittens in a Blender
  • a copy of Todd Hido: House Hunting
  • Dino Valls’ latest catalog
  • the Handb​ook of Sacr​ed Anat​omy
  • a good condition hardbound copy of Amphigorey
  • the Cthulhu Artifact
  • the Mouse Guard RPG rulebook

The Erotic Non-Adventures of Heath the Harem Slave Boy.

  • Marvel as he absently sits on pillows in the seraglio!
  • Gasp at the intrigue of concubines and slaves vying to be the favorite!
  • Wonder as the eunuchs ensure he doesn’t over exert himself!
  • Thrill at his repressed sexuality in the midst of decadent wonders!
  • Don’t pity him…