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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Normally I keep my stubble at a 5 o’clock shadow with a trimmer each morning. Once every month or so I actually shave my face. Today I left only a pencil ‘stache and went into the office.

I could have been killing babies for all the looks of horror and disgust I got from other faculty and students. I broke out laughing a lot.

misterchristianx
misterchristianx:
“ When he came back from the Crimean War, Lord Fentworthy was a changed man. By then his young ward, Hanz Utning, had come of age. The boy was seen in public less and less. Rumors circulated that he died of consumption.
It was not...
misterchristianx

When he came back from the Crimean War, Lord Fentworthy was a changed man. By then his young ward, Hanz Utning, had come of age. The boy was seen in public less and less. Rumors circulated that he died of consumption.

It was not until a year later that the reclusive noble threw a celebration. Invitations circulated and the secret truth about Hanz was revealed. He’d not died, he’d simply been transformed. The boy was no more, he was simply decoration now.

And all the guests were invited to play with the party favor.

***

I finished a drawing, holy hell. And its pretty awesome too.

misterchristianx

Still one of my personal favorites. A revisit could be fun.

Or, y’know, finishing that new family portrait I’ve been working on since March.

Only one more week in this apartment complex.

Its been a learning experience. Mostly learning what a snob I am. How much I hate children. How boring my neighbors are. Like Rear Window except nobody dies and everyone is always watching TV and I’m staring in their windows.

I shall enjoy looking down on them all from my new rooftop jacuzzi. 

jathis
misterchristianx

The Erotic Non-Adventures of Heath the Harem Slave Boy.

  • Marvel as he absently sits on pillows in the seraglio!
  • Gasp at the intrigue of concubines and slaves vying to be the favorite!
  • Wonder as the eunuchs ensure he doesn’t over exert himself!
  • Thrill at his repressed sexuality in the midst of decadent wonders!
  • Don’t pity him…
jathis

Is it bad that my first thought was that he only has one friend in the harem that he actually listens to and they’re the oldest member of the harem.

He’s only kept around for vague sentimental reasons because a few years back one of the concubines took a wine glass and slashed up his face so now he just lays around and tiredly watches everyone else fighting for attention but stays out of it.

misterchristianx

“Oldest” being about 24? :p

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