Bastian was the glue that held the team together - if glue could be considered cocky, manically energetic, and perpetually horny. As a forward he practically carried the soccer team through district finals with his scoring record and aggressive strategies. After taking first in state finals the biggest question that remained for the team was, ‘who was going to get to suck Bastian off?’
Profoundly old picture but I was reminded of its existence a week or so ago and realized I never posted it here on tumblr.
His face is so wrong >_> Ah well. I’ve improved in six years :p

