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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
misterchristianx
misterchristianx:
“ The young mister Fenton Brenton from the “A Desk Job” story that I’ve been writing and posting on tumblr today. The picture came out absolutely perfect.
I know they’re hipster glasses - fuck you. They look adorable on him XD
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misterchristianx

The young mister Fenton Brenton from the “A Desk Job” story that I’ve been writing and posting on tumblr today. The picture came out absolutely perfect.

I know they’re hipster glasses - fuck you. They look adorable on him XD

Also, he’s supposed to be wearing a tie, but the bow-tie was demanded by my muse. So I’ll just retcon that and pretend like it was intentional. Bow-tie plus two-tone shirt and vest equals win for me.

I’d give him a job ;)

misterchristianx

One of my older pics. But still my favorite portrait I’ve done. The off-kilter glasses are too perfect. 

My logo/branding was cooler in 2013.

misterxart fenton a desk job redhead portrait
daniallost
misterchristianx

When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…

Strange morning.

daniallost

I have questions. “Strange teenager” as in he’s a stranger to you, or he’s purple, or something?

And just how often do you send teenagers to wander around outside in their underpants? It’s implied that such sights are common, but always your fault.

It occurs to me that if you’ve often got guys wandering about, under-dressed, you might have made your neighbors jealous. So they’re naturally attempting to keep up with you. And this is how fads and trends start.

misterchristianx

1) He’s a stranger to me. I know a majority of the underwear-wearing boys wandering out and about in snowdrifts in these parts.

2) I only send them outside occasionally for the daily newspaper. And the mail. And when they talk back. And when I want to make a snowman. And at night.

3) I had not considered that kept-boys would become a benchmark of social class so quickly. Damn my status as a trendsetter! 

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I cannot bend down 
or move from side to side in here
and must remain standing
with my face pressed to the thick glass

Still, I am lucky
when Suzy found me
I’d been stranded on a traffic island for four hours
and when she suggested she take me home
and have me walled up as an art installation
I agreed straight away

So here I am
in an alcove in her living room
being exhibited behind glass
next to a plaque bearing the name Barrence Oslo

Barrence Oslo is the artist that did me

There is a copper tube to help me breath
and I am naked except for a string vest
some of my lower parts have been painted yellow

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