I’m going to start a climax-denial focused porn site. As soon as the vids start to get hot and sexy the file will corrupt and leave you with blue balls. 55$ a month, infrequent updates.
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I’m going to start a climax-denial focused porn site. As soon as the vids start to get hot and sexy the file will corrupt and leave you with blue balls. 55$ a month, infrequent updates.
You’re having sex with the Beast. Your name needs to be ironic, but not pretentious. Ideas so far
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Nope. I can’t draw on paper at all. I need save buttons. Plus the undo function is invaluable when my hand is shaking all over the damn place while drawing (nerve damage).
I wish I had good advice for drawing pups. I’m really picky since there are so many photos and drawings out there for the topic. People really enjoy gear. Focus on the pup. Usually engaged in some kind of dog activity.
Its important to figure out human anatomy so you know where a tail plug actually sits relative to the hole you put it in. :p Folks tend to put them too high.
XCOM 2 comes out this week, so I’ll probably disappear from porn for a while ;)
BUT I did have a friend turn me onto a solo RPG called The Beast, which is described as a sanity-shattering erotic affair. I’ll probably be posting my “journal” entries from that as I wrestle lewdly with my monstrous lover.
This is unexpectedly well-timed since Valentines is this month.
I’ve already written Day 1′s journal. I don’t want to post it until I have the rest of the game so I can post all 21 sequential days. But damn, I’m really excited for this!
XCOM 2 comes out this week, so I’ll probably disappear from porn for a while ;)
BUT I did have a friend turn me onto a solo RPG called The Beast, which is described as a sanity-shattering erotic affair. I’ll probably be posting my “journal” entries from that as I wrestle lewdly with my monstrous lover.
His Lordship’s stables were filled with impractical tackle and equipment. Harnessing the workhorses took longer than their average time spent in the field working. But this had been the norm for their existences for so long that they thought nothing of it.
The workhorses were docile creatures that always gazed forward to the horizon, one hoof in front of the other, until someone ordered them to do otherwise. Then, drenched in sweat and panting fiercely, they pliantly stood in the stables to endure a scrub down and grooming before finally returned to their stalls to passively await the next day.
I was going to apologize for the lack of completed art, but its my art and I’m making it for myself :p The ones I don’t finish I’ve lost interest in.
This one I did finish. Its been ages since I’ve drawn something pony related. His flowing blond mane came out perfect :D
I mentioned to someone else last night that I had high plans of doing a full body getup for this but realized how long it was taking me to draw just this little portion. I’ll call it good. :p
His Lordship’s stables were filled with impractical tackle and equipment. Harnessing the workhorses took longer than their average time spent in the field working. But this had been the norm for their existences for so long that they thought nothing of it.
The workhorses were docile creatures that always gazed forward to the horizon, one hoof in front of the other, until someone ordered them to do otherwise. Then, drenched in sweat and panting fiercely, they pliantly stood in the stables to endure a scrub down and grooming before finally returned to their stalls to passively await the next day.
I was going to apologize for the lack of completed art, but its my art and I’m making it for myself :p The ones I don’t finish I’ve lost interest in.
This one I did finish. Its been ages since I’ve drawn something pony related. His flowing blond mane came out perfect :D
Don’t quote Oscar Wilde to me. Anybody but Wilde.
My core RPG group for the last 3 years just dissolved in a combination of family issues and a pair of awkward new players who are not quite as fervent roleplayers as we. The two of us that remain are rebuilding the team :p
So in a rare turn of form, I’ll be running the new game. Which of course bodes ominous.
The campaign uses the Monster of the Week ruleset but is taking place during the Black Death outbreak in Germany circa 1350. I wanted X-Files but with a witch hunters, plague doctors, and flagellants ;) Alien conspiracy storylines will not be featured.
I want a Planet and Swords style setting with a story about a collector/slaver who visits unique worlds only to pillage them for prime subjects.