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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Randomly spat this out earlier with a friend and it actually sounds like it could be a fun idea for a story.

“The Appallingly Degenerate Adventures of the Delinquent Amputee Fucktoy.” Set in post civil-war New York, a boy tries to survive on the streets at the mercy of a poverty-stricken immigrants, impassive lower classes, and the depredations of the new nobility..

Anonymous asked:

Love your drawings, but also your stories... Would love to have The one captioning your last drawing (slave resold) expanded, and some other continued (Cut off in his prime, for example) ! Thanks

Thanks for the kind words. :)

As long time fans are disappointingly aware, I have a terrible time persisting with writing. Cut off in his prime is a prime example, I dearly loved the story and the characters, but I can’t find any desire to keep writing on it >_>

(The secret is that I hate writing sex scenes. They’re all so derivative. I could find three different erotica fictions and they’d all be the same amount of grunting, shit-talking, and “gushing forth of his seed.” I’m jaded on that :p)

This turned into a rant >_>

But it does bring up the point that I should write more. Even my captions for images are getting small and miserly.

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Speedy sloppy arts >_> Just like my luvins.
I’m actually kind of embarrassed by this compared to my current standards. The goal was to limit myself to an hour to scrawl and color a full pic, just to try to improve my turnaround time. I clocked 1...

Speedy sloppy arts >_> Just like my luvins.

I’m actually kind of embarrassed by this compared to my current standards. The goal was to limit myself to an hour to scrawl and color a full pic, just to try to improve my turnaround time. I clocked 1 minute over…

It usually takes me days if not weeks to finish a pic as I micromanage every tiny line detail, so this is still good progress.

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Looking for volunteers and investors for my orgasmodrone - a massive facility of fucking and milking machines where subjects are overstimulated until they collapse from exhaustion, are then stored in small cells until they recover, and subjected to it again. It has no purpose other than reducing human existence to climaxes.