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I kind of butchered poor Edward… now I feel bad posting this. Oh well! This is my anti-Cumberbatch pic.
I’m a huge fan of Sherlock Holmes - the character. I grew up watching Brett and Hardwicke on the Granada produced BBC series which mirrored the...

I kind of butchered poor Edward… now I feel bad posting this. Oh well! This is my anti-Cumberbatch pic.

I’m a huge fan of Sherlock Holmes - the character. I grew up watching Brett and Hardwicke on the Granada produced BBC series which mirrored the actual Conan Doyle stories with limited liberties taken.

I may make myself unpopular in saying so, but these two should have been the end-all of the series. But no, now we get gibberish with no correlation to the original tales beyond names. *shakes his cane* I’d rant more, but people are allowed to think what they want … for now.

If you haven’t seen the Jeremy Brett, Edward Hardwicke series, give it a gander. Hound of the Baskervilles is on Netflix.

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There are over 150 entrants spread out through eight breeding categories for this year’s Dog Show. The Meet the Competition segment allows first time viewers to become acquainted with the faces associated of the show.
Cats are strictly forbidden...

There are over 150 entrants spread out through eight breeding categories for this year’s Dog Show. The Meet the Competition segment allows first time viewers to become acquainted with the faces associated of the show.

Cats are strictly forbidden under the statutes of the Dog Show. However, Spyker’s owner was grandfathered into the rules a few years back, giving him a carte blanche on his own submission choices. The kitten’s entry is definitely the scandal of the season and known to everyone at the Show. Spyker, who is naturally timid, is overwhelmingly embarrassed by the uproar but (after all the risks incurred on his part) is determined to do his Master proud.

Ms. M pulled a double entry to everyone’s surprise when she unveiled her newly imported pup from Iceland. Buliwyf is stern, ill-tempered, and proud. According to his owner, these traits all carry over to the bedroom where a leash and a crop are necessary on hand at all time to remind him who is in charge.

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There were going to be three. I had some awesome hair done up for a third pup but he face just wasn’t happening so I shelved him for now rather than rush and ruin a good character.

I know … a kitten in a dog show, What is the world coming to?! But its my fuggin’ show so I can do what I want! I found a face I really liked and consequences be damned!

It is funny, I constantly temper my choice of faces by thinking of Ms. M who has a thing for non-boyish men. So any variety in characters is largely owed to her. So if that is your thing, give her a thank you.

This is probably going to be the last image in my current batch of drawings. Classes are wrapping up and time is scarce again. Cheers until we meet again. :D

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“Knees high.”
They were high, weren’t they?
“You should be practically hoping from one foot to the other! As soon as you bring a foot down, the other should be on its way up…”
Is that even possible? Was he really making that bad a job of it?
“That’s...

“Knees high.”

They were high, weren’t they?

“You should be practically hoping from one foot to the other! As soon as you bring a foot down, the other should be on its way up…”

Is that even possible? Was he really making that bad a job of it?

“That’s it. Now your ass swishing is getting that tail to move. Looks good, pony.”

He felt a hearty pat on his haunch and a surge of blush and pride. What the hell was wrong with him? People don’t get off on being paraded around like a show horse…

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But they do. And they’re super hot for doing it :D

I heard a cry for more pet play and here I am to save the day. I must be functioning on a feast or famine mentality here… No art for months on end and then a double whammy within days.

Lap it up, folks. Who knows when the next picture will fall…

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The goal of the Handiworks Championship is simple: don’t cum.
Contestants are signed up a month in advance by their respective owner. From that moment on they are expected to be on the strictest of chastity - not even allowed to touch themselves to...

The goal of the Handiworks Championship is simple: don’t cum.

Contestants are signed up a month in advance by their respective owner. From that moment on they are expected to be on the strictest of chastity - not even allowed to touch themselves to pee or wash (though some tidy owners will do it for them).

The contest that follows is between three and six rounds where the boys face off against one another under the watchful care of a pair of referees. Rounds can take hours as they are slowly teased towards their inevitable climax. The first to get off, loses and is removed from the competition (much to their relief). The winner gets a bucket of ice to the groin and a few slaps to the balls to get him soft and ready for the next round.

The process repeats itself, round after round. Eventually the boys’ fight against their bodies’ natural urges becomes almost impossible. The final is the most exciting round and almost always the shortest, with one contestant finally succumbing to their blue balls and unloading a massive climax which usually leaves them a quivering mess on the floor.

Most contestants secretly want to come in second simply for that sensation and the knowledge that “at least they tried.” But the truly devoted press on to victory. Their prize? The smiling approval of their owner and a quick trip back to their chastity cage.

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Praise the lines, oh the glorious lines! They finally allowed me to produce something of merit! The alignment of Venus, Mars, the Moon, and the Earth have produced results.

This originally started out as a pair of puppies playing. You’ll notice it has changed considerably since then. Actually, I set out to draw my Commander Shepard a week ago … this is also not her. But I am very happy with the results. This is an idea that I’ve been wanting to produce for over a year.

Neither of the characters I set out to draw as the subs turned up in the finished product =/ And the referees ended up switching sides halfway through. I love digital media - there is no way to do the same thing with pen and paper. The colors seem off somehow… And there was supposed to be a crowd and background and … it didn’t happen again.

Special thanks to Zero Vanilla, Troll Hunter, a big ol’ bag of Peanut M&M’s, and the Irrepressible’s one album. Make more music dammit!

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Station 713

“Didja catch the latest Gladiators’ episode last night?” Clay asked, leaning against the examination table with his forearm. He had to raise his voice to be heard over the sound of low vibration and labored breathing.

Walter looked up from his work with a sour expression. He had a face like a very sad bulldog, with jowls sporting thick grey mutton-chops. “Feh. The first season was the only real season. Everything since has been dull repetition or failed attempts to ‘jazz it up.’” Walter failed to mention that his TV had not worked for the last three weeks and he could not be bothered to replace it. The job, working out, and Joann kept him busy anyways.

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Gone. All Gone.

Well, I felt sick naturally because I am sick. Now I feel a different kind of sick.

My external was on the fritz so I thought it best to back it all up and format it, try moving things over again. Instead, I ended up with a dead external and a lot of corrupted dummy data.

All my WIP pics, all my completed photoshop and painter files, my writing, my VAST collection of porn, my CG shorts, my family photos. Blarg. To massive a collection of things to store in the cloud online…

And here I was sitting down to draw something new today.

Technology sucks :p Can it be post-apocalypse yet?

There are over 150 entrants spread out through eight breeding categories for this year’s Dog Show. The Meet the Competition segment allows first time viewers to become acquainted with the faces associated of the show.
This years entry from Ms. M’s...

There are over 150 entrants spread out through eight breeding categories for this year’s Dog Show. The Meet the Competition segment allows first time viewers to become acquainted with the faces associated of the show.

This years entry from Ms. M’s kennels is a lean pup who answers to the name of Daniel. He comes with an impeccable pedigree for a first-time entrant. According to Ms. M he is “precocious, adventurous, athletic, and completely emasculated.”

Kennedy was born to a well-to-do family back east. His parents, unable to cope with his attitude and cheek, took to keeping him as a dog from a very young age. Mister Tibs, his personal valet, has been forced to play the role of owner to the demanding prima donna in these competitions. Kennedy is the youngest winner in Dog Show history, a feat he he would go on to repeat three more times.

With a pronounced tail sashay and a bubbly demeanor, Mattie comes to the event solely for the chance to show off. He is a first time entrant in this year’s newly opened Sissy Breeds classification. When he is not preening or posing for a camera, he can be found under the judges’ table offering bribes.


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I love Kennedy. He looks like such a spoiled little brat. The eyebrows, the beauty spot, the soft-serve icecream haircut; its all over the top. XD You can rest assured that there will be more of him.

Daniel pretty much existed to balance out the sheer amount of fey faces on this sheet. He was by far the hardest, even when compared to Mattie’s curls. Drawing normal, 20-something guys is taxing! Too many harsh edges :(

I knew there were some requests for a pink poodle and I knew just the right person to fill that role: lil’ Mattie. :3

Vote now for the faces you want to see more of.

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“Ease it in, boy. You can do this.” Jaeger cooed in his ear. Tank’s Owner’s touch was soothing on his sweaty, flushed skin. He looked up and smiled eagerly at the man who had come to mean so much to him since those early days on the...

“Ease it in, boy. You can do this.” Jaeger cooed in his ear. Tank’s Owner’s touch was soothing on his sweaty, flushed skin. He looked up and smiled eagerly at the man who had come to mean so much to him since those early days on the sea-front.

Hundreds of eyes drank in the scene of the flexible pup lowering himself down on the industrial-sized dildo. A hushed silence hung in the air over what they all felt was an intimate moment between lovers.

Inch by inch, Tank came closer to the ground. He felt himself stretch wide to accommodate the girth of the toy and let out a low, guttural grunt that cut through the stadium seating. He was on the home stretch, almost done but stress of everything in the moment was almost to much.

Tank cast a plaintive look at Jaeger. Though he was forbidden to speak, his eyes spoke for him. The blonde man smiled ruefully and leaned forward to kiss his pet. A heady sigh rose from the crowd as Tank felt himself melt, his body finally touching the floor.


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There, I have drawn a new body type. Not only is he buff, he’s pretty damn flexible, and a size-queen to boot. Now I shall declare that Tank shall lose the competition solely because I do not want to draw his tats ever again XD The villain pup, who I have yet to finish drawing, will get him disqualified or something else that will result in lots of hate mail to me.

For those unawares, a jaeger is a kind of seabird, hence the proliferation of bird and water themed tattoos on Tank. His pelvic tattoo is actually kind of cool in my opinion. Jaeger and he are both surfer friends who developed into something more.

Apparently Ming the Merciless, from Flash Gordon, is one of the judges…

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