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Porn Pet Peeve: Japanese Moans

I love Japanese porn - its wildly different than Western stuff either in kinks or presentation or whatever. 90% of my collection is Japanese stuff. Nothing ruins a piece of porn for me more than suddenly having it interrupted by that confounded Japansese fake whining.

Is it a cultural difference? Could very well be. Do I like it? I’ll admit to largely watching with the sound muted…

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Anonymous asked:

DEAR MISTER X WOULD YOU PLEASE DRAW FOURTEEN BADGERS DELICATELY RAPING MY FUCKHOLE ALSO HOW DO I TAKE CARE OF MY SUBMISSIVE I AM FEEDING HIM NOTHING BUT CHEESE. (Love you, Mister Poop.)

Delicate badger raping coming right up. Also, cheese is bad for subs.  Please consider gravy or bean curd as an alternative. 

I kinda want to draw a casual-ish pic of three half-dressed subs in a half-circle, comparing chastity cages. I’ll stick Piper and another regular in there. Maybe a new face or someone I’m forgetting.

“Damn, dude, does that even have a lock on it?!”

“No… It’s welded.”

“Well mine tucks everything between my legs. Looks like nothing is there at all most of the time.”