I got my tablet to successfully communicate with the network at work. So that’s a positive sign.
I guess I’m just going to have to drawn porn while at work? =/
I’ve finally started to figure out this reblog/reply tumblr business and they go and change it on me.
*smashes tablet on the wall*
That should make it connect to the network properly.
Just read on David Petersen’s (Mouse Guard) blog about his ongoing Hogwarts rpg. What really made me smile about this is that all of the players are illustrators and their character portraits are great.
I’ve always wanted to play an rpg with all professional illustrators and writers.
evensneakier replied to your post:That character portrait you spent hours on only to…
Awh… but can we see?
As soon as I can figure out how to connect my tablet to the new wireless network. Damn thing is refusing to see the wifi, which has left me unable to get data off it :S
krissyfag replied to your post:That character portrait you spent hours on only to…
I was about to be sympathetic given there are thousands of obscure x-men characters from across the years but then that tag, you didn’t know who jubilee is? Tsk :P
I ain’t never seen her in any of the movies (which is the majority of my X-Men knowledge).
Another blow to my nerd cred.
That character portrait you spent hours on only to discover they look a /lot/ like some X-Men character you’ve never heard of.
I’d make a porn studio called “Guys Standing Up While Cumming.” The one rule would be no one is ever allowed to sit on a motel bed, ratty casting couch, or lay on the floor.
It could be the most original thing in porn to date.
The apartment sounds so empty with nothing in it - I can almost hear the muffled cries from beneath the floorboards…
You’re naked on all fours. There’s a huge dog next to you giving you that look. Do you cower, shy away, or give him a knowing glance?
I refuse to be questioned by someone who has been occupied more times than Constantinople.
There could ultimately be 5 or 6 versions of that drawing >_> a) because I can’t settle on one and b) because they’re all simple layer swaps: chastity, “fixed”, cone of shame, pussy, nullified, etc.
Normally I keep my stubble at a 5 o’clock shadow with a trimmer each morning. Once every month or so I actually shave my face. Today I left only a pencil ‘stache and went into the office.
I could have been killing babies for all the looks of horror and disgust I got from other faculty and students. I broke out laughing a lot.
Ex Machina’s Ava and Quantic Dream’s Kara have both been tickling my brain.
Only one more week in this apartment complex.
Its been a learning experience. Mostly learning what a snob I am. How much I hate children. How boring my neighbors are. Like Rear Window except nobody dies and everyone is always watching TV and I’m staring in their windows.
I shall enjoy looking down on them all from my new rooftop jacuzzi.
I think I’m doomed to spend the remainder of my days drawing poor quality sketches of harem poses.
The Erotic Non-Adventures of Heath the Harem Slave Boy.
- Marvel as he absently sits on pillows in the seraglio!
- Gasp at the intrigue of concubines and slaves vying to be the favorite!
- Wonder as the eunuchs ensure he doesn’t over exert himself!
- Thrill at his repressed sexuality in the midst of decadent wonders!
- Don’t pity him…
Is it bad that my first thought was that he only has one friend in the harem that he actually listens to and they’re the oldest member of the harem.
He’s only kept around for vague sentimental reasons because a few years back one of the concubines took a wine glass and slashed up his face so now he just lays around and tiredly watches everyone else fighting for attention but stays out of it.
“Oldest” being about 24? :p
Gorgons have the best variety of choice when it comes to lawn decoration.
kleetkleet replied to your post:Chastity belts never existed in the medieval age?!…
Yep. Just like iron maidens and pears of anguish.
Noooo! What were the dark ages for if I can’t mentally portray them as barbaric, backwards, and torture geniuses?!
Chastity belts never existed in the medieval age?! My world is in question!
http://www.amazon.com/The-Medieval-Chastity-Belt-Myth-Making/dp/1403975582
British Museum is quoted as saying "It is probable that the great majority of examples now existing were made in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries as curiosities for the prurient, or as jokes for the tasteless.“
A very clever friend is trying to rope me into playing Magic the Gathering by telling me about their otherworldly cosmic horror Cthulhloid monstrosity faction.
Summoning indecipherable gods by sacrificing legions of my own followers? Tell me more…
Rather than saying I never do commissions, I’ll say I only do commissions for hard to find objects. :p
Any of the following would net an open commission slot.
The Erotic Non-Adventures of Heath the Harem Slave Boy.
Apparently my mind thinks harem means “pile of boys.”
Or I could just settle for drawing a boy harem…
Sounds like a lot less effort.
How many members are required for it to actually be a harem…
3? 12?

Or I could just settle for drawing a boy harem…
Sounds like a lot less effort.
An unglamorized harem. Really bored boys in gold chains, translucent clothing, and chastity, laying around mindlessly on pillows all day, waiting.
Or I could just settle for drawing a boy harem…
Sounds like a lot less effort.
I hate going through my archives. Like taking a museum tour of abandoned ideas, incomplete drawings, and in many instances bad art. :p Plus I can never find what I’m looking for.
Does anyone remember a post I made about sacred spring or plague a couple months back?
UPDATE: Found it. I was calling it Ver Sarcrum, after the Greek. Not what I remember writing. Mad Max inspired, I guess.
Why am I actually looking at pixel art and refreshing my knowledge of game design software …..
Computer game where you travel the apocalypse ravaged landscape looking for bois and toys to take home to your brothel and put them to work with their unique skills.
Partial credit goes to thecoyotekid.
The sequel is called Fox Hunt and involves a boy in fox-play bondage gear fleeing hunters who want to fuck him, dogs who want to fuck him, and trying to survive outdoors.
Knowing the target audience, however, I doubt games would be long… “Take me now!”
I can’t, I’m sorry to say. I follow a total of two artists on here and I’m pretty sure neither takes commissions. :p
I’m a bad community member. (the majority of my feed is classical art, occult symbology, and modern lo-brow art)
Computer game where you travel the apocalypse ravaged landscape looking for bois and toys to take home to your brothel and put them to work with their unique skills.
Partial credit goes to thecoyotekid.
Thanks ^^ Kinda came out a lot more soft than anticipated. But I tend to add muscles and details late in a drawing.
Some of these sketches are getting more notes than drawings I spend days on XD
That’s the other reason I like tumblr vs y!gallery or furaffinity or deviant art, I can sketch dump here at will.