I can’t see True Detective memes and gifs without wanting to watch the series again.
I get the impressions that if I did nothing but milking pics a large portion of my fan base would be happy :p
Its porn :p
I draw porn. But I follow one porn artist on here (Fellows).
The rest of my viewing is art, book binding, art history, antiques, and archicture. :p
And Ms M. Which is why sharks and Spongebob show up so frequently amidst the Caravaggios and woodcuts. :p

Go Event Horizon on this boy.
I’m not sure I follow :o Chuck him into a black hole?
An awkward high school student strives to lose his virginity before his parents and their Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.
Deathgasm! That’s what I’ll call it.
Every year or so my personal library must endure The Purges.
If a book is not pretty enough or if I suspect that I will never read it again or if I realize that a book is a semi-rare edition it gets purged.
Usually that means being sold on Amazon and turned into more mad money for buying future books to continue the cycle. But occasionally a book finds its way to a local library instead.
This year’s has been fairly extreme.
A simple note had gotten him the day off from school. The semester was ending in a few days anyways so it was not like Macaulay was missing out on anything important. In the weeks coming up to the contest Macaulay had been filled with a certain pride and excitement. Tori had been the one to suggest entry into the contest, he must be really proud of how well Macaulay was performing.
And now here they were, behind the large curtains where all the owners and their pups were preening and preparing for the show.
Sands’ smile was gone as he slouched down in the passenger’s seat of the blue family van. Mom was lecturing him again about responsibility and he was not hearing a word of it. Instead his eyes wandered to the rear view mirror as he watched the group of skaters get smaller in the distance.
“I didn’t forget.” He clarified. “Fiona is old enough to watch herself…”
Mom’s response was what he had anticipated. “I’m the one that decides who is old enough for what, young man!”
rico-dawg replied to your photo:Human dart-board or someone flicking a whip at his…
Strong hair spray!
Shush you. XD This is porn, not a physics lesson
Sands was never without his hat - even when sleeping. A nasty boarding accident last summer had split his skull and resulted in hundreds of stitches and a nasty scar line where the hair still had yet to grow back in completely.
When he came down the stairs to greet the visitor at the front door he wore little more than a smile and that hat - the shorts he sported hung loosely over his hips and afforded almost a full view of the erection they had been donned so rapidly to hide. Sands torso was lean and tanned from days spent outside working.
Not at all certain how to react or what was going on, Channing could only stand there in the doorway and stare at the other boy, his mouth slightly agape. Sands reddened slightly at seeing this and grinned all the wider, fidgeting with his fingers and awkwardly trying to adjust himself.
Fiona thought the whole scene was quite hilarious and giggled loudly, obviously not understanding what was going on.
“Fuckin’ A, Channing! I’m SO excited to see you. I was hoping you would stop by, man.”
I told you guys it was pretty epic ;) I seldom give praise to my own work, but this one is really good.
Alas, I wrote it three or four years ago. There are another two posts (I think) and that’s all I wrote.
I’m great with coming up with gimmicks for a story or hot scenes, but I had no direction. I needed a goal rather than just writing a lot of sexy scenes.
“I’m up, Mom! I’m getting dressed!” Channing cried out in a panic, diving up from his prone position on the bed and practically barreling into the bedroom door. His mother gave a shocked shout on the other side as it slammed shut. The teen’s face was bright red with embarrassment, his chest heaving rapidly. “Give me a second!”
“Oh, al-alright then. Breakfast is ready, hun.” She stammered, obviously very startled by his sudden reaction. With that she padded away down the stairs.
Channing listened intently until he was certain she was gone before exhaling heavily. With his bare bottom resting against the door the boy leaned forward and buried his face in his hands. He hadn’t been dreaming. He had not even been sleeping - a fact readily obvious as his face distorted in a long yawn. The night before was unfortunately very real.
School days were long and weekends were always shorter. So why had today, Friday of all days, been such a long day?
It had been an average day at school - teachers doing their thing and Channing Wade doing his. He wasn’t a bad student but he probably could do better. But what kid in their right mind wanted to spend more time doing school work then they already did?
After classes he had met up with the usual crew: Denny, Sands, Teeg and Avery. Everyone had their skateboards and a lot of pent-up energy to expend. They had diddled around the schoolyard before taking their tricks and boards to the sidewalks of the city.
I never posted my short series Cut Off In His Prime here on tumblr. It is probably the hottest bit of writing I’ve ever done. Its only three-ish chapters long and will never be completed. But its still a great read.
So I’ve copied it over and it will be queuing up and posting over the next few days
I’ve been watching The Muppet Show the last few nights. Tonight, while listening to Combichrist, I came to the horrifying realization that the vocalist sounds like Fozzy Bear. Oh god.
pup-sleen replied to your photo:Only one person on the internet will understand…
He got the head. The shaft. The whole damn thing.
Ms M and I both award you 30 internet points. That was perfect.
This works very well with people. I’d never considered it with literature…
I just applied to go back to college for an art history degree.
Its not enough that I have a computer science degree, or that I work at a university. I must become one with the schooling.
I really suck at drawing women. :(
Durance is my kind of friend!
flagrantdrought replied to your post:Project Draw-A-Woman?
-‘__-’ women conveniently have an extra orifice to insert things into?………..
I’ve heard rumors of this!!
I have a long history of failed attempts at drawing girls in kink. I want to try again.
But what is a good kink to portray?
Off to a good start. Any game that has a starting class who can mind control is okay in my book. Plus I look bad ass.
I need to publicly say thanks to Fellows. He heartily recommended a Cintiq Companion for my drawings.
I didn’t think it would pan out for me (I’m notoriously picky). But this is pretty solid!
I also didn’t think I’ notice the thousands of levels of sensitivity. But I do O_O
Minor drama in my RPG crew ended up killing our Star Wars and Dragon Age games. After discussion this week, we’re talking about playing Dresden Files.
My difficulty is that all of my character ideas are the most evil individuals I can conceive. Something about magic + modern setting.
My current idea is a biomancer / fleshcrafter. He largely works as a “drug” dealer, dishing out magical highs by altering people’s brain chemistry, or rewiring their pain receptors to give pleasure instead. BUT he also has the darker (darkerer) side where he can actually warp and sculpt flesh as though it were clay.
The result is that he is gorgeous beyond description and he has a coterie of addicts and sycophants following him around.
I kind of liked the idea of having a pet dog/cat that he sculpted to look like a human. So the body of a person, but the mind of a pet.
However, in the Dresden universe, all of this sort of thing is verboten. Like, forbidden under penalty of death.
So … I might not have a character after all :p
Sure thing. My skype is posted to my tumblr home.
wistfuladmirer answered your question:Hrm… Unsure if I’m project emotions right. Pained?…
Depends on the context - the rest of the drawing. If he is putting his dick in someone’s ass, then intensity. If he is bound to a bed and being whipped, pain. The facial expression is good.
Good point. The goal in this one is he’s one of the delirious boys on the milking machine