I’m going to start doing really bad, lazy domination in my real life kink.
Stuff you’d expect to hear in a monotone by a man in a wife-beater sitting on the sofa watching non-stop reruns of Matlock and Jeopardy midafternoon.
“Kneel, you insufferable cur. Yup. You like that don’t you. Nobody fucks with Matlock.”
“Now get me some chicken wings, you floozy.”
I’m going to start doing really bad, lazy domination in my real life kink.
Stuff you’d expect to hear in a monotone by a man in a wife-beater sitting on the sofa watching non-stop reruns of Matlock and Jeopardy midafternoon.
“Kneel, you insufferable cur. Yup. You like that don’t you. Nobody fucks with Matlock.”
It used to just be about bridging the realms of the infinite.
Also, Let’s unMake Love is discontinued. I cheated and read the rest of the writing prompts for The Beast. Not a single one was anything I had interest in writing about. Probably the most mundane list of “erotic horror” topics ever.
Well in that instance I was quoting The Walker (2007). Personally, I don’t mind Wilde. If I was born in a different era, I’d probably be a member of his circle of snarky dandies. :p
This is true :p That is a mighty fine bod.
I want to name my saloon The Learned Goat.
Those are the exact two I had my eye on for finishing. :D Super lean guy or guy fapping off.
I know I’m going to do a pussy boy version of the pillow pic (and probably nullo if there’s enough demand). Just need to build up enough steam tonight to finish it.
NEW DEFTONES SINGLE?!
In DnD I’ve been playing a mystic (psion).
In XCOM2 my main soldier was a psi operative.
In Pillars of Eternity I’m a cipher.
In Apocalypse World I always play a brainer.
In Skyrim I played an illusionist.
Noticing a trend… And its not even a domination angle. I’m just lazy - I prefer making other people work in my stead. I could struggle to target and shoot at someone, or I could make them kill their friends for me. Hmmmm.
Thank you! :)
But no, I am not interested in drawing diaper play. Its not my kink. I think I did one diaper pic a couple years back, but would never do it again.
Thanks for the ask, though.
Ghost accepting the Grammy award is about as awkward a crowd reception as they come. But damn did they look good.
“You’re very sweet for a man who flays people.”
I wanted a more complex answer for this but literally all I do is draw a hot guy and instead of drawing a penis, draw a pussy.
My stumbling block tends to be poses. I don’t want to draw something so overt that its “hey, lookit my groin bits!!” but I also don’t want there to be a question that I am drawing a boy with a pussy. Its an annoying balancing act and largely why I (sadly) draw them so infrequently.
I guess it is good to know anatomy and where it actually sits relative to the groin region. I’ve seen folks draw them in very strange places and angles (anuses too).
Any time I say “anatomy” you can replace it with porn. I have bucket-loads of porno photo sets which are absolute boons for learning anatomy. You get many different angles of the human body doing all the stuff you’re going to be drawing them doing anyways. You learn how flexible the body is and where.
*plants flag of victory in XCOM2*
That was brutal but fun.
Penis flytrap.
That awkward moment passing a guy on campus you had one date with previously and lost interest in.
Do I smile and wave? Do I scream and run? Do I ignore him? Or do I glare contemptuously at him?
Anyone have advice for interesting stops in Portland? Food, eccentric shops, galleries, unique buildings. Will probably be spending a day there this spring as part of a road trip.
Something very cathartic about watching classic X-Files
Trailers for Hail Caesar had me very interested. So, in anticipation, I watched bunch of Coen Bros films I had not seen before. My interest in the film has since waned…
Using a carpel tunnel brace on your mouse-controlling hand is a special kind of hell. :(
First mission in XCOM2 and one of my randomly generated troops is revealed to look exactly like Danny Trejo. His whole team is immediately wiped out (thanks to ineptness on my part, a grenade, and a series of exploding cars), so he proceeds to finish the mission himself, proving that he is indeed a Mexi-Can.
I HAVE SEX WITH THE BEAST
IT’S A SECRET
When family is around I hide the Beast in the attic, behind the wardrobe with Mom’s wedding dress(es) in it. No one ever goes up there, but it would be easy to see their tracks in the dust. I’m not good at this.
(I think of the Beast as they. It makes sense in my head.)
That sick green light inside them still grosses me out. The glow makes shadows on the walls that don’t look right. The shapes they cast literally make me puke… Now I always turn on the house lights when they are in my room.
Their smell reminds me of a cattail pond. Not fishy, but kinda earthy with things growing in it.That sounds nastier than I meant. They’re not made of water.
The Beast feels different to the touch, like there’s six inches of lukewarm water between my finger and their skin. I can swish about, feel resistance, but still know we’re touching. But they’re not made of water!
When we’re doing it, the Beast does this thing where they get inside my head and won’t let me stop cumming. It is so friggin’ hot. Time stretches, my brain boils, and I can’t stop cumming. It puddles on the floor, floods the bathtub, strains every muscle in my body, I can’t catch my breath. I’m ruined for hours afterward. Like, no strength at all. I can barely think. My limbs twitch. Everything is so sensitive.
This sounds really crazy. I should never let anyone read it. Is there a private setting or something for posts?
~Rodge
Future posts for this will get uncomfortably weird. I’ll tuck them under Read More tags and include content warning tags. These are sessions from a solo writing prompt game called The Beast.
I’m going to start a climax-denial focused porn site. As soon as the vids start to get hot and sexy the file will corrupt and leave you with blue balls. 55$ a month, infrequent updates.
You’re having sex with the Beast. Your name needs to be ironic, but not pretentious. Ideas so far
Nope. I can’t draw on paper at all. I need save buttons. Plus the undo function is invaluable when my hand is shaking all over the damn place while drawing (nerve damage).
I wish I had good advice for drawing pups. I’m really picky since there are so many photos and drawings out there for the topic. People really enjoy gear. Focus on the pup. Usually engaged in some kind of dog activity.
Its important to figure out human anatomy so you know where a tail plug actually sits relative to the hole you put it in. :p Folks tend to put them too high.
XCOM 2 comes out this week, so I’ll probably disappear from porn for a while ;)
BUT I did have a friend turn me onto a solo RPG called The Beast, which is described as a sanity-shattering erotic affair. I’ll probably be posting my “journal” entries from that as I wrestle lewdly with my monstrous lover.
This is unexpectedly well-timed since Valentines is this month.
I’ve already written Day 1′s journal. I don’t want to post it until I have the rest of the game so I can post all 21 sequential days. But damn, I’m really excited for this!
XCOM 2 comes out this week, so I’ll probably disappear from porn for a while ;)
BUT I did have a friend turn me onto a solo RPG called The Beast, which is described as a sanity-shattering erotic affair. I’ll probably be posting my “journal” entries from that as I wrestle lewdly with my monstrous lover.
Don’t quote Oscar Wilde to me. Anybody but Wilde.
My core RPG group for the last 3 years just dissolved in a combination of family issues and a pair of awkward new players who are not quite as fervent roleplayers as we. The two of us that remain are rebuilding the team :p
So in a rare turn of form, I’ll be running the new game. Which of course bodes ominous.
The campaign uses the Monster of the Week ruleset but is taking place during the Black Death outbreak in Germany circa 1350. I wanted X-Files but with a witch hunters, plague doctors, and flagellants ;) Alien conspiracy storylines will not be featured.
I want a Planet and Swords style setting with a story about a collector/slaver who visits unique worlds only to pillage them for prime subjects.