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January 2016

Jan 25, 2016 114 notes
#misterxart #fenton #a desk job #redhead #portrait

daniallost:

misterchristianx:

When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…

Strange morning.

I have questions. “Strange teenager” as in he’s a stranger to you, or he’s purple, or something?

And just how often do you send teenagers to wander around outside in their underpants? It’s implied that such sights are common, but always your fault.

It occurs to me that if you’ve often got guys wandering about, under-dressed, you might have made your neighbors jealous. So they’re naturally attempting to keep up with you. And this is how fads and trends start.

1) He’s a stranger to me. I know a majority of the underwear-wearing boys wandering out and about in snowdrifts in these parts.

2) I only send them outside occasionally for the daily newspaper. And the mail. And when they talk back. And when I want to make a snowman. And at night.

3) I had not considered that kept-boys would become a benchmark of social class so quickly. Damn my status as a trendsetter! 

Jan 25, 2016 55 notes

When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…

Strange morning.

Jan 25, 2016 55 notes

A friend just gifted me an RPG called “Monster of the Week.” This is too cool. System for simulating Buffy, Supernatural, X-Files, or whathaveyou. 

It must be used O_O

Jan 24, 2016 12 notes
Jan 24, 2016 33 notes
#misterxart #latex twins #latex

I am contemplating applying on a job working with ICBMs - if only to add “rocket scientist” to my resume. It would allow me to be even more pompous at dinner parties.

Jan 22, 2016 10 notes

I cannot bend down 
or move from side to side in here
and must remain standing
with my face pressed to the thick glass

Still, I am lucky
when Suzy found me
I’d been stranded on a traffic island for four hours
and when she suggested she take me home
and have me walled up as an art installation
I agreed straight away

So here I am
in an alcove in her living room
being exhibited behind glass
next to a plaque bearing the name Barrence Oslo

Barrence Oslo is the artist that did me

There is a copper tube to help me breath
and I am naked except for a string vest
some of my lower parts have been painted yellow

Jan 20, 2016 15 notes
#blue jam
Do you do commissions? And if so, what are your rates?

Not really. I’m usually fighting my own lack of inspiration or desire to draw, which ensures I have little time for other projects.

I always say I might if the right pitch came along.

I’ve only done commissions twice. One was for 300$ and has never been posted. The other was a portrait for 40$. So there isn’t really a set rate.

Jan 20, 2016 5 notes
#Anonymous

Dammit! Forgot to buy Sundance tickets over the weekend. :C My hipster cred is about to lapse.

Jan 18, 2016 3 notes
Jan 17, 2016 48 notes
#misterx wip

Whack my bonobo!

Jan 15, 2016 3 notes
#blue jam
Jan 15, 2016 39 notes
#misterxart #tiefling #hexblade #rpg character #dungeons and dragons

I read Trolley No. 1852 this evening. The premise is “HP Lovecraft writes erotica.” 

I can’t find words to accurately describe the disappointment I feel. The shock value is sophomoric. The prose is awkward and reads too formally to not sound absurd when paired with scenes of sex. Its not funny enough for me to consider it dark comedy and it is too detached to be erotic. So what the hell is it?

The book itself is very pretty though :p Hardbound slim volume, stylish illustrations, limited print run, signed copy. I guess it will look nice gathering dust.

Jan 13, 2016 9 notes

Just had our brainstorming session for a sequel to our tremulus game of last year. (Think horror, Call of Cthulhu, sanity shattering stuff)

In 1933, a genocidal chrononaut from the 21st century convinces a cocaine-addled doctor on the breaks to endorse his sickly antiquarian employer’s expedition to the Arctic in search of Hyperborea. The trio travel north to find wrecked dirigibles and ancient civilizations.

I think we may have jumped the shark on this one.

Jan 12, 2016 17 notes

When you naked, so shiver in the drizzle.
Look at clothes by your feet and think, oh yes, warm.
Then eat them by mistake. 

When you dream be dream, but only of a gloomy loctosed.
When you park so wrong, ee headlight smash bumper breaky
shuttle bang bang bang like fucking pinball. 

Then oo welcome. Ah. Oo magm welcome in Blue Jam.

Jan 12, 2016 12 notes
Could you bring Lionel back?

Maybe a separate pup play pic, but it will likely not be the same character. I rarely have returning characters on account of not being able to draw them similar :p

Jan 11, 2016 7 notes
#Anonymous
Jan 11, 2016 15 notes
#misterx wip
Jan 11, 2016 24 notes
Jan 11, 2016 24 notes
#misterx wip
Jan 9, 2016 15 notes
#misterx wip

Finally get time to draw, spend first half of the day undoing all the weird things I drew while I was asleep.

Thanks, ambien! 

Jan 9, 2016 7 notes

impioussaint:

misterchristianx:

Microwave glory hole.

Sounds nessy.

That’s why you always put a paper towel on top! 

Microwave Etiquette 101.

Jan 8, 2016 13 notes

Microwave glory hole.

Jan 8, 2016 13 notes

Not for a lack of trying, but I cannot finish a drawing (or sketch) =/

Jan 5, 2016 4 notes

For some reason I really want to see HP Lovecraft and other similar cosmic horror stories retold and illustrated as Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew style YA books…

Jan 5, 2016 21 notes

Time to crack open this old Antediluvian Tea and see just what its curative powers are. MY ASCENSION BEGINS.

Jan 3, 2016 13 notes

December 2015

I need a new bookshelf; this one is full. Someone commission me for 1200$

Dec 31, 2015 2 notes

Erf. Watched the “Crypto-Nazi” debate between Vidal and Buckley. Love has died :C

Dec 31, 2015 1 note
Dec 30, 2015 54 notes
#misterx wip

screamasyouleave:

misterchristianx:

I set out to draw boys in lingerie again and end up watching debates between Gore Vidal and William Buckley… I have confused priorities.

To be fair, it’s not that far afield. I mean, that was pretty much a hissy-fit/slap-fight anyway, right? Just stick ‘em both in garters (make Buckley’s plaid to preserve his ‘no-homo’ propriety, etc.) and draw each with a copy of the OED tucked somewhere on their person. :) Works for me anyway.

Oh god XD Some kind of anime idealized youthful version of each. Mutual masturbation with their vocabularies. “Vidal-san noticed me!”

The whole time I’m watching I am thinking “Buckley’s mouth sure would be fun to draw.” It is quite unique :p Now its overshadowed by the horror of him in plaid garters.

Vidal was so proud of his zingers. He’d have these little giddy smiles after delivering each witticism.

Dec 28, 2015 23 notes

I set out to draw boys in lingerie again and end up watching debates between Gore Vidal and William Buckley… I have confused priorities.

Dec 28, 2015 23 notes

My general strategy to avoid DMing roleplay games is to make the few games I run so mentally scarring and emotionally taxing that nobody can stand more than a few sessions at a time.

Also gays.

Dec 27, 2015 15 notes

Anti money, anti hate, anti things I fucked and ate

Dec 21, 2015 14 notes

I was doing my seasonal reading of SantaLand Diaries by David Sedaris and saw a weird parallel with Halfway Human by Carolyn Ives Gilman which in turn made me ponder strange, kinky versions of the usual mall Santa and elves dynamic.

Dec 21, 2015 3 notes
Star Wars Review

For a soulless corporate cash grab it was better than it deserved to be.

Dec 19, 2015 17 notes

Probably won’t be updating on y-Gallery or Furafinity anymore. Too much effort to upload to those sites. :p

Tumblr has spoiled me.

Dec 18, 2015 7 notes

We made a valiant attempt at playing Shadowrun. After weeks of character generation, grids, tables, character doodles, we finally played a single session. Then we all looked at each other and agreed to play something else.

Like trying to play pool with a jackhammer - might work for some, but not for us.

Alas poor Prinz. :p

Dec 17, 2015 6 notes
Dec 17, 2015 263 notes
#misterxart #kidnapping #rope bondage #bdsm #awful manscaping #gay bondage
Dec 17, 2015 52 notes
#misterx wip

What is the most pretentious style of manscaping?

Dec 17, 2015 6 notes
love the torso. anxious to see finished hottie

I’ve managed to paint myself into a corner with this one. I have vast expanse of bare skin and I’m not really using it for anything. It feel wrong. :p

Dec 17, 2015 3 notes
#Anonymous
Dec 15, 2015 37 notes
#misterx wip

Goddamit. Took an ambien instead of an anti-allergy out of motor reflex. So much for this evening :(

Dec 15, 2015 8 notes

misterchristianx:

The hell. The work-in-progress pic is trending as much as the colored final version.

You people are weird.

Seriously, wtf. 

I’m just going to leave all my pics incomplete if its the difference of 10 clicks to 1.

Dec 15, 2015 17 notes
like this last one a lot. perfect young torso framed sensually with the torn shirt ... mmm

The shirt definitely adds a lot more implied story. Which is why I love adding little details like that.

Dec 15, 2015 2 notes
#Anonymous
Dec 15, 2015 29 notes
#misterx wip
Just came across your amputee WIPs and I had to tell you they were fantastic. Hope we'll get to see more :)

Any time I sit down to draw I try to come up with scenes that would work well for three things a) boys with pussies, b) amputees, or c) climax control.

Considering they are my highest interest list, its disappointing how infrequently I draw any of them.

Dec 15, 2015 7 notes
#Anonymous
Dec 14, 2015 49 notes
#misterx wip
Dec 9, 2015 65 notes
#misterx wip

Fear Factory: Great music to draw lingerie to.

Dec 9, 2015 5 notes
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