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January 2016

XCOM 2 comes out this week, so I’ll probably disappear from porn for a while ;)

BUT I did have a friend turn me onto a solo RPG called The Beast, which is described as a sanity-shattering erotic affair. I’ll probably be posting my “journal” entries from that as I wrestle lewdly with my monstrous lover.

Jan 31, 2016 9 notes
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Jan 30, 2016 405 notes
#misterxart #pony play

Don’t quote Oscar Wilde to me. Anybody but Wilde.

Jan 30, 2016 2 notes
#the walker

My core RPG group for the last 3 years just dissolved in a combination of family issues and a pair of awkward new players who are not quite as fervent roleplayers as we. The two of us that remain are rebuilding the team :p

So in a rare turn of form, I’ll be running the new game. Which of course bodes ominous.

The campaign uses the Monster of the Week ruleset but is taking place during the Black Death outbreak in Germany circa 1350. I wanted X-Files but with a witch hunters, plague doctors, and flagellants ;) Alien conspiracy storylines will not be featured.

Jan 29, 2016 10 notes

I want a Planet and Swords style setting with a story about a collector/slaver who visits unique worlds only to pillage them for prime subjects.

Jan 26, 2016 4 notes

Someone had the bright idea of electing me chair on a committee to distribute awards for students. Those little shits will rue the day!

Jan 26, 2016 11 notes
Jan 25, 2016 76 notes
#misterx wip

I’m starting to think my Ancestor in Darkest Dungeon was not a good person.

Also, the Houndmaster is adorable. His block animation is bodily stepping in front of his dog to absorb an enemy attack.

Jan 25, 2016 7 notes
#darkest dungeon
Jan 25, 2016 114 notes
#misterxart #fenton #a desk job #redhead #portrait

daniallost:

misterchristianx:

When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…

Strange morning.

I have questions. “Strange teenager” as in he’s a stranger to you, or he’s purple, or something?

And just how often do you send teenagers to wander around outside in their underpants? It’s implied that such sights are common, but always your fault.

It occurs to me that if you’ve often got guys wandering about, under-dressed, you might have made your neighbors jealous. So they’re naturally attempting to keep up with you. And this is how fads and trends start.

1) He’s a stranger to me. I know a majority of the underwear-wearing boys wandering out and about in snowdrifts in these parts.

2) I only send them outside occasionally for the daily newspaper. And the mail. And when they talk back. And when I want to make a snowman. And at night.

3) I had not considered that kept-boys would become a benchmark of social class so quickly. Damn my status as a trendsetter! 

Jan 25, 2016 55 notes

When the strange teenager wandering outside your condo in nothing but underwear is not actually your doing…

Strange morning.

Jan 25, 2016 55 notes

A friend just gifted me an RPG called “Monster of the Week.” This is too cool. System for simulating Buffy, Supernatural, X-Files, or whathaveyou. 

It must be used O_O

Jan 24, 2016 12 notes
Jan 24, 2016 33 notes
#misterxart #latex twins #latex

I am contemplating applying on a job working with ICBMs - if only to add “rocket scientist” to my resume. It would allow me to be even more pompous at dinner parties.

Jan 22, 2016 10 notes

I cannot bend down 
or move from side to side in here
and must remain standing
with my face pressed to the thick glass

Still, I am lucky
when Suzy found me
I’d been stranded on a traffic island for four hours
and when she suggested she take me home
and have me walled up as an art installation
I agreed straight away

So here I am
in an alcove in her living room
being exhibited behind glass
next to a plaque bearing the name Barrence Oslo

Barrence Oslo is the artist that did me

There is a copper tube to help me breath
and I am naked except for a string vest
some of my lower parts have been painted yellow

Jan 20, 2016 15 notes
#blue jam
Do you do commissions? And if so, what are your rates?

Not really. I’m usually fighting my own lack of inspiration or desire to draw, which ensures I have little time for other projects.

I always say I might if the right pitch came along.

I’ve only done commissions twice. One was for 300$ and has never been posted. The other was a portrait for 40$. So there isn’t really a set rate.

Jan 20, 2016 5 notes
#Anonymous

Dammit! Forgot to buy Sundance tickets over the weekend. :C My hipster cred is about to lapse.

Jan 18, 2016 3 notes
Jan 17, 2016 48 notes
#misterx wip

Whack my bonobo!

Jan 15, 2016 3 notes
#blue jam
Jan 15, 2016 39 notes
#misterxart #tiefling #hexblade #rpg character #dungeons and dragons

I read Trolley No. 1852 this evening. The premise is “HP Lovecraft writes erotica.” 

I can’t find words to accurately describe the disappointment I feel. The shock value is sophomoric. The prose is awkward and reads too formally to not sound absurd when paired with scenes of sex. Its not funny enough for me to consider it dark comedy and it is too detached to be erotic. So what the hell is it?

The book itself is very pretty though :p Hardbound slim volume, stylish illustrations, limited print run, signed copy. I guess it will look nice gathering dust.

Jan 13, 2016 9 notes

Just had our brainstorming session for a sequel to our tremulus game of last year. (Think horror, Call of Cthulhu, sanity shattering stuff)

In 1933, a genocidal chrononaut from the 21st century convinces a cocaine-addled doctor on the breaks to endorse his sickly antiquarian employer’s expedition to the Arctic in search of Hyperborea. The trio travel north to find wrecked dirigibles and ancient civilizations.

I think we may have jumped the shark on this one.

Jan 12, 2016 17 notes

When you naked, so shiver in the drizzle.
Look at clothes by your feet and think, oh yes, warm.
Then eat them by mistake. 

When you dream be dream, but only of a gloomy loctosed.
When you park so wrong, ee headlight smash bumper breaky
shuttle bang bang bang like fucking pinball. 

Then oo welcome. Ah. Oo magm welcome in Blue Jam.

Jan 12, 2016 12 notes
Could you bring Lionel back?

Maybe a separate pup play pic, but it will likely not be the same character. I rarely have returning characters on account of not being able to draw them similar :p

Jan 11, 2016 7 notes
#Anonymous
Jan 11, 2016 15 notes
#misterx wip
Jan 11, 2016 24 notes
Jan 11, 2016 24 notes
#misterx wip
Jan 9, 2016 15 notes
#misterx wip

Finally get time to draw, spend first half of the day undoing all the weird things I drew while I was asleep.

Thanks, ambien! 

Jan 9, 2016 7 notes

impioussaint:

misterchristianx:

Microwave glory hole.

Sounds nessy.

That’s why you always put a paper towel on top! 

Microwave Etiquette 101.

Jan 8, 2016 13 notes

Microwave glory hole.

Jan 8, 2016 13 notes

Not for a lack of trying, but I cannot finish a drawing (or sketch) =/

Jan 5, 2016 4 notes

For some reason I really want to see HP Lovecraft and other similar cosmic horror stories retold and illustrated as Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew style YA books…

Jan 5, 2016 21 notes

Time to crack open this old Antediluvian Tea and see just what its curative powers are. MY ASCENSION BEGINS.

Jan 3, 2016 13 notes
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