Kink hipster: “I’d tell you about my fetishes but you’ve probably never heard of them.”
Normal Porn for Normal People.
True Detective Season 2: Everyone is miserable, everyone is compromised in some way, corruption is everywhere, e-cigarettes somehow merit a snide comment every episode :p
Wow. I’m mentally out of shape.
A 1500 word final paper for art history has left me brain dead and a little nervous since I’ve never written a college-level paper on modern erotica.
I only got to use the word penis 25 times!
Since the last party wipe, I’ve had to make ANOTHER character. :p
Baba Nona, Deep Gnome Wizard. Charlatan. Brothel Matron.
Baba Nona’s bordello burnt down in an epic conflict between a party of adventurers and a troupe of drow soldiers. In the aftermath the matron declared the adventurers (the last men standing) owed her for the damages and she would tag along to see the debt repaid. And so the middle-aged deep gnome went from brothel matron to adventurer.
That time I tried to draw a self portrait and it came out as a tentacled thing from the void.
*abridged angry artist tizzy fit*
Sort of. I have one final character, the sister, and I suck at drawing girls, so I’m putting it off until I feel inspired or have a big enough ego to try again.
I’ve drawn her a dozen or so times and thrown them all out.
Yup, it is. There’s actually more to the piercing / chastity device than I included in the final posting. I forgot to turn on some of the layers in the graphic :p
I’ve been waiting to repost it so I don’t have back to back kennedy drawings.
You aren’t making this easy. Between tells and comments, the A’s and B’s cancel each other out. :p
A) three subs sucking off one cock or B) one sub jacking off three cocks?
For my next paper in my Art Nouveau class effectively I’m writing about Victorian porn. Because why not combine my two passions. ;)
There is a football summer camp taking place outside my office window.
Thank you, Jesus. :p
Last week was soccer. Now they just need to convince the dance and theater camp students to do it out there as well.
Thank you for the high praise! That’s the sort of thing I post my art to hear :)
I’m very pleased with the end result. Possibly a new high for me.
And at some point I am going to finish my version of Boy with Apple…
According to reblog/like patterns, I should draw a pretty boy in a milking machine.
femboy-kitten replied to your post:I’m just going to hang around outside ballet…
I actually did ballet for 11 years and still know some other guys.
Bring them hence! *snaps fingers*
I’m just going to hang around outside ballet schools and nab myself a ballerino.
Who wouldn’t want to be pampered, always get their way, and be totally absolved of any wrong doing. He’s pretty much the only style of “bottom” I could be. The dominant kind :p
There’s no way I could tolerate owning a pup like that without some severe punishment sessions. I picture his Mr. Tibs as cut from the same cloth as Woodhouse in Archer. An exasperated, powerless, submissive caregiver.
A+ on my visual analysis paper on a brooch by George Fouquet. Nobody can write about looking at things like I do. :p
“Sir, I really must insist that a pearl collar and cuffs are completely impractical…”
“Shut up, Tibs. Get the leash. I want to go for walkies.”
“Very good, Sir…”
In the horror of the future most animal life has gone extinct. Pollutants render much of the population sterile. Women with the ability to procreate are a rarity.
For obvious reasons, boys are crossbred with cattle and genetically manipulated as a source of milk. They live in a delirious. near ecstatic state as nothing more than beasts to feed the masses.
Its people! Its people!
Well, that’s what it is :p Unless there is a term for a hollowed out dildo that you put your cock into and lock up.
carbcounting replied to your photoset “Harder, you little shit.” Garret barked, his teeth gritted in a…”This is incredibly hot, but why is Baker unable to feel what he’s doing? Is his dick stowed inside that black encasement and it’s somehow preventing him from feeling the stimulation? (I only ask since you referred to it as a “dildo.”)
We full party wiped. Again. On the same encounter. :|
I suspect its a combo of the DM not playing the encounter right, the party not being min-max for this cruel fight, and then just a really shitty module. We even had the DM fudging so much on dice rolls and rules that I just stopped caring. :p Fuck you, Hoard of the Dragon Queen.
Indrid didn’t last too long.
Bring on the fairy collector PC!
I probably shouldn’t mentally add erotic subtext to the trailer for Chained.
But I do.
cyborgpuppy replied to your photo: Slow progress is slow. Still not sure this is the…
This is totally that self portrait right? You handsome hunk of a man. :)
There is nothing wrong with posing for my own art! Lotsa artists do it >_>
Mista Monsta, in my closet, by the bed, out in the hall
Hairy, scary, beastly, bony, ten feet tall
Mista Monsta, king of terror, master of all gloom and doom
Wouldn’t you feel more at home if you were in my brother’s room?