Here’s a video of a Japanese man who has the record for fastest human on all fours. All I can think is “puppy!” He needs to teach classes - this style of puppy walking would definitely make it easy to take morning jogs with people’s leather pups ;)
“Didja catch the latest Gladiators’ episode last night?” Clay asked, leaning against the examination table with his forearm. He had to raise his voice to be heard over the sound of low vibration and labored breathing.
Walter looked up from his work with a sour expression. He had a face like a very sad bulldog, with jowls sporting thick grey mutton-chops. “Feh. The first season was the only real season. Everything since has been dull repetition or failed attempts to ‘jazz it up.’” Walter failed to mention that his TV had not worked for the last three weeks and he could not be bothered to replace it. The job, working out, and Joann kept him busy anyways.
Well, I felt sick naturally because I am sick. Now I feel a different kind of sick.
My external was on the fritz so I thought it best to back it all up and format it, try moving things over again. Instead, I ended up with a dead external and a lot of corrupted dummy data.
All my WIP pics, all my completed photoshop and painter files, my writing, my VAST collection of porn, my CG shorts, my family photos. Blarg. To massive a collection of things to store in the cloud online…
And here I was sitting down to draw something new today.
Technology sucks :p Can it be post-apocalypse yet?
I always have the desire to draw some boobies. I think female anatomy is far more varied and interesting than male. Oddly enough, I can never manage to get around to drawing something.
I suspect it ties back into the ‘objectification of women’ peeve I have. For some reason it is okay to objectify guys. I suppose I rationalize at as thousands of years of male dominance, its okay to take them down a peg. But when it comes to drawing other genders I don’t feel as comfortable with it. I think it is because I don’t want to help perpetuate the continued objectification thing.
Noble, I guess. But it makes drawin’ porn hard. XD
I’d like to do a couple more dogs for the dog show and, ultimately, make people vote for a winner. Problem is, I don’t want them to all be side shot, on all fours pics. There needs to be some variety. So I’m inviting ideas not only for puppies but also for poses, events, or scenes at the dog show.
I know I’d like to have Piper there, simply because he is popular and adorable. Also possibly a pup whose master has gone overboard and his little “princess” with pink tail, lipstick, etc.
Events that have come in so far include:
Bribing the judges (use your dirty minds)
Dogs wrestling / playing
A pup disqualified for humping a competitor
Asleep in owner’s arms
Foot licking
Butt sniffing (all dogs do it)
Grooming booth (being shaved, waxed, hair styled, nails done, whateva)
Just lounging while waiting for their event
So, if you have ideas or puppy entrants, let me know. I’d really like to see this project become a bigger.